A Treasure Trove of 30 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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  • 01
    Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @billy_bones Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF 10/2/18, 9:36 PM
  • 02
    When the Paladin learns that fish don't have a religion yet: "Top of the morning to ya... HERETICS!!!" @dnd.archive
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  • 03
    DM: ok you find a great weapon that does load of damage! Me: is it bigger then my +1 two handed sword? DM: well no but- Me later on still rocking my bad ass +1 two handed sword: made with mematic
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    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOST ST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
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    I didn't ask you to make a saving throw. I asked how much HP you made with mematic currently have.
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    +1 Longbow that steals health This is the quest reward? Yep Nobody in the party can use longbows As the DM, you can change it to something the party can use, like a sword or a I know 0 greataxe or something Makes sense to me 36 RIND So do you want to change it to something else? The book says it's a longbow
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    DM congratulating me for creating a well developed character with deep personality Me who created a human fighter with good childhood in an aristocratic family. (He doesn't have any tragic events in his past) imgflip.com
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    The DM "You can take your ASIS by character level instead of class level." My Bardlock, the only multiclassed PC
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  • 09
    Me Shadows Literally ANY balanced encounter
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  • 10
    MY BODY IS A OKG MACHINE THAT TURNS CHRONICALL DAYDREAMING INTO D&D WORLDBUILDING
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    HUMAN PARENT? Imgflip.com MY PC IS A HALF-ELF NO. DRAGON BITE ATTACK
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  • 12
    Never Ask A Woman Her Age A A Man, His Salary And an Oath of Redemption Paladin What they did during the Blood War.
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  • 13
    Bard: I charm the guard Rogue: I sneak past the guard Barbarian: Aneska SAYS VIOLENCE WORKS FOR HER
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  • 14
    When the DM is tired of the bard constantly trying to seduce their NPCs so they take drastic measures
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  • 15
    When a PC goes into a shop and pays for their weapons and equipment without stealing anything like a normal person Because that's what heroes do
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  • 16
    THIS IS HOW I'D USE CHROMATIC ORB imgflip.com IF I HAD A DIAMOND
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  • 17
    MAN RAPTAIN PALADIN: "Hey guys the King wants us to investigate a murder, but they can't find a cause of death for the victim" The Soulknife Rogue who came home late last night
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  • 18
    Wizard: Wow that fight was easy. I didnt even lose HP The Barbarian who tanked 170 points of damage and used two rages:
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  • 19
    How it feels to play a cleric and I cast light on my staff in a dungeon at lvl 1: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
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  • 20
    imgflip.com MARIO, WHO MADE EVERY OTHER PARTY MEMBER UNCONSCIOUS Stay down. Final warning. THE WIZARD WITH 10 HP SUCCEEDING 4 DEX CHECKS IN A ROW I can do this all day.
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  • 21
    1e,2e 4e 3.5,5e DND players
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  • 22
    When you're in a seafaring game where the main goal is to get you and your crew back home and you come across an island with a djinni who gives you a bag of winds. that'll help you get home as long as it stays closed: I think we all know where this is going made with mematic NEW EPISODE CN
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  • 23
    New Player "Powergaming" bad Building a character who's good at what Experience they do is more fun
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  • 24
    HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING STRANGE? I SAW AN OCTOPUS WIELDING A WAND OF MAGIC MISSILES ONCE imgflip.com I MEAN AROUND HERE THED20INITIATIVE NO, THEY LIVE IN WATER
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  • 25
    NEW DM Now that your party is in the city, do you want to buy some new equipment? ME Yes. How much does a full set of Adamantine Plate Armor cost either Copper Pieces, Electrum, or Silver. [Exasperated Calculating...]
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  • 26
    When the players derail the campaign so hard you gotta consult the ancestors for guidance Brennan L Griffin McElro Matthew Me Matthew Colville Gary Gyg Tracey Hickm Chris Perkin Mark Hulm Mulligar
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  • 27
    Her: He's probably thinking about other women... Him: Should I go sentinel halberd conquest paladin or Spellsinper Sorlock for my next character?
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  • 28
    WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T COUNTERSPELL HIS COUNTERSPELL made with mematic
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  • 29
    Artificer: *blows himself up, killing his PC* Barbarian realizing he can't. kill the Artificer himself: It should have been me, not him!
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  • 30
    BAG OF HOLDING $190 wwwww THE NON-MAGIC VERSION
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